Get Yer Alberta Culture Days ON!! (Plus: Bonus "What's Wrong With 2017 Fashion?!" Rant)

Jenny Plays Nice (Part One)

Hello my party people!!

I will first tell you all about the grand opening of cSpace Sept. 29 - Oct. 1, 2017.

I will tell you about this because I foolishly volunteered to RUN A WRITING CENTRE (?!)* from 1-5pm on Friday, September 29th [4th floor, Alexandra Writers' Centre Society] and am begging you to come visit me. Quid pro quo: if you come to the opening, I'll stop raving about the writing centre/ artistic utopia that is this old school. Just look for the giant babydoll and I'm just behind there!
Some info for my clickers: http://cspacekingedward.com/culturedays/

DISCLAIMER: Blogger isn't letting me post pictures, so imagination is required until uploading can happen... ENJOY!!

Ain't No Party Like a Colonosco-party?

YOU GUYS!!!

So much has happened since I was better than everyone by eating a super healthy diet [for 30 days]!

Part of the reason that I wanted to do the Whole30 elimination diet was because I have some weird wackiness happening in my digestive tract. I was sent to to the bum specialist and she didn't think I had much to worry about, "but let's book a colonoscopy just-in-case." JUST-IN-CASE. Obviously living in a country with Health Care For All is ideal, EXCEPT WHEN YOU CAN GET A COLONOSCOPY "JUST FOR FUN" BASICALLY.

So since my previous entry, I:

• Went to Portland
• Quit my job 
• Joined a writing society and am going to be a writer
• Colonoscopy'd

And you know what? COLONOSCOPY trumps those other amazing stories!

Continuing to Steal From Natalie's Wheel [Writing]

Okay! Next post already! My plan is to present you with ideas from real, honest-to-goodness writers, and then end with a PROMPT. If the 2 can be combined, bully for us!!

Still Learning From:

Title: Writing Down the Bones: Freeing the Writer Within

Author: Natalie Goldberg

Publisher: Shambhala

Published: 1986

[I forgot to mention from the PUBlisher's last meeting that we talked about Goldberg recommending reading books in the same genre that you're wanting to write in. I'm wanting to do some family history stuff, so I'm trying to focus on memoirs and historical fiction.]

 

* Writing Practice:

The more writing practice you do, the better you get. This may seem obvious, but she compares it to people who exercise [e.g. runners] and how you have to initially force yourself to get going, but then you get into a groove. (Many people who are physically healthy have promised me this as well, but I think I'm one of  those rare flowers where exercising just makes them angry and resentful.)

Writer Ketchup! What We've [Not] Done So Far! [Writing]

As I previously mentioned, The PUBlishers met a few times with the common interest of trying to write/ getting into the habit of writing.

Meeting One (January 29th):

Pulling from Writing From the Bones, I provided "fun" coiled notebooks. Goldman recommends writing by hand, but this book was written in 1986 when we actually used to do that. According to Goldman (apparently the queen of those that can't do, teach) get a fun notebook and a smooth-writing pen, as writing by hand connects one to THE SOUL. Many of us in 2016 have our souls plugged in to various electronic devices via USB cords. I find writing by hand difficult but worthwhile, but can just as easily type this gold on my laptop.

Introduction Post: Not Racist! Merely a Living Cliché [Writing]

Hello, Entire Internet!

I'm starting another blog (!) to connect with writers about writing, as well as provide a forum for people who would like to write and don't know where to start (like me!).

Not to mention all the fun blogging learning that will [continue to] be happening! For instance, this blog looks completely different from the one I made 2 hours ago. THAT BLOG was called "Northern Writes" and I had it themed around cool lights, Northern fonts, etc. Now, I'm no dummy. I checked Google to see if Northern Writes was already a "thing" and it wasn't!! [Me: How has no one thought of this great idea/ writing pun before me!! Maybe I am as brilliant as I think I am!] Ohhh, but they had. Apparently "Norther Lights" isn't a thing. Everyone and their dog had thought of Northern Lights. Okay, slight set back. Plan B:

Kung Fu Writing! So cute and funny! And we're getting our writing CHOPS! Nope! Totally a thing.